Lauren.

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emoij:

fuck my asshole i need this

emoij:

fuck my asshole i need this

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— 14 hours ago with 20992 notes

tyrellgasm:

we teach kids the periodic table but not the targaryen family tree? let’s get the focus back on education, folks.

(via cant-think-of-anything-creative)

— 14 hours ago with 6250 notes
Benvolio:In love?
Romeo:Out.
Benvolio:Of love?
Romeo:Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio:*looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
— 19 hours ago with 47368 notes

syydneysage:

changes on our hands and on our faces, oh, oh
memories are mapped out by the lines we’ll trace

(Source: sansasnarks, via paintingpoliticsandpoland)

— 1 day ago with 7118 notes
how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents, via clare0b)

— 1 day ago with 188684 notes
judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via considerthesquid)

— 3 days ago with 183683 notes

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m, via cayya)

— 3 days ago with 449004 notes